Amid plummeting ratings since Donald Trump’s election last month, several of the liberal cable news network’s programs on Saturday finished behind the centrist cable news upstart in the key 25-54 demographic.
How about Michael Avenatti riding a unicycle quoting highlights from the Mueller report?
"I'm sorry I can't wear a suit. Rules. What can you do? But do you like my prison blues? And I had to pull some strings to get the unicycle into the yard. Obviously it has components that could be utilized to fashion weapons. Not that I'd ever to do that." Big smile. And then he gets on unicycle and starts moving around. He clears his throat and then he uses his serious lawyer voice: "Now let's consider page 72 line 14 of the Mueller report..."
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Avenatti has got about 18 years of federal prison time left. If he sucks up to Trump hard enough and in the right way I wonder if Trump will give him a pardon.
Maybe they can salvage ratings with some new bombshell from the Mueller report. Or a quip from Michael Avenatti. Or a dog riding a unicycle.
How about Michael Avenatti riding a unicycle quoting highlights from the Mueller report?
"I'm sorry I can't wear a suit. Rules. What can you do? But do you like my prison blues? And I had to pull some strings to get the unicycle into the yard. Obviously it has components that could be utilized to fashion weapons. Not that I'd ever to do that." Big smile. And then he gets on unicycle and starts moving around. He clears his throat and then he uses his serious lawyer voice: "Now let's consider page 72 line 14 of the Mueller report..."
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Avenatti has got about 18 years of federal prison time left. If he sucks up to Trump hard enough and in the right way I wonder if Trump will give him a pardon.
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