• VILenin [he/him]M
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    11 days ago

    I thought for a second that one of the genocide cheerleaders at MSNBC had died of a hemorrhagesicko-wistful

  • YEP [he/him]
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    11 days ago

    Hasan pulled up this stuff a couple weeks ago and figured out he has more viewership especially with prime advertising demos than half of the MSNBC lineup. Who the fuck are you moment hasan-stfu

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    11 days ago

    Maybe they can salvage ratings with some new bombshell from the Mueller report. Or a quip from Michael Avenatti. Or a dog riding a unicycle.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      11 days ago

      How about Michael Avenatti riding a unicycle quoting highlights from the Mueller report?

      "I'm sorry I can't wear a suit. Rules. What can you do? But do you like my prison blues? And I had to pull some strings to get the unicycle into the yard. Obviously it has components that could be utilized to fashion weapons. Not that I'd ever to do that." Big smile. And then he gets on unicycle and starts moving around. He clears his throat and then he uses his serious lawyer voice: "Now let's consider page 72 line 14 of the Mueller report..."

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      Avenatti has got about 18 years of federal prison time left. If he sucks up to Trump hard enough and in the right way I wonder if Trump will give him a pardon.

  • Spike [none/use name]
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    11 days ago

    Far right losing viewers to a centrist station is better than nothing I guess

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      11 days ago

      Centrist probably means right, because it's an American writer and editor who made that headline.

      • Maturin [any]
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        10 days ago

        It’s only qualifier other than “News” is “Nation” which already is … a choice

    • casskaydee [she/her]
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      10 days ago

      I'm sure they mean "centrist" as in halfway between MSNBC and Fox, but really closer to Fox

  • miz [any, any]
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    10 days ago

    not many people know this, but MSNBC stands for My Small Nuts Balls and Cock

    • Maturin [any]
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      10 days ago

      And now I’m one of today’s lucky 10,000