lol

  • ErnestGoesToGulag [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Dead Racist : "If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/04/prince-philip-most-famous-comments-and-clangers

    • Wojackhorseman2 [he/him]
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      From the article op posted:

      In 1986, on a visit to China, he reportedly told students from Edinburgh University: “If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slit-eyed.”

      • Claus [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I'm glad the last thing he experienced was being outed for his racism towards his in-law and her fucking baby.

    • determinism2 [he/him]
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      "If it has no legs and it is not a beanbag chair, if it reproduces by cell diffusion but does not photosynthesize, and if it swims and it is not a macroorganism, it will eat Prince Philip."

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        If it's yellow and it is not a banana, if it's warm and not a cuppa, if it's liquid and comes from my pee hole

        It's going on Philip's grave