My son Come and See (1985)

Come along Salò, or The 120 Days of Sodom

Are you talking to me?

No, my son is also named Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

Brb naming my kids Parasite and Howls Moving Castle

Hey, The Thing, come downstairs, dinner's ready!

This is my large adult child, Winnie the Pooh

meet my son Harakiri

also I love Tampopo, such a cute movie

This is my son, Resident Evil: Apocalypse

based taste sir. '95 Rayden was best Rayden; the 3d-era Blunder God is not my Protector of Earthrealm

"This is my son, The Big Lebowski."

"No... no, that's a shite film."

Libertarians: "Meet my daughter, Lolita."

Go to bed Thor Ragnarok! I don’t care if The Mummy is farting up the room — it’s taco Tuesday, what did you expect?!

Children of the Corn

"Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 T. Robot, you get over here right now, young man!"

I'd like you to meet my child, Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition)

These are my sons, Children of Men and First Reformed