Bezos has probably seen Avatar and was like, "Hey, do you mind if I take this baby for a spin around a reservation?"

"What, like a hunting reserve, sir?"

"Well... yes... in a way."

Yeah, you can only really move the arms and hands, and the chains are there to keep it upright because it has shit balance. Its pointless as hell, tbh. Just build a power loader, you hacks.

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idk but it's scary to see a billionaire inside

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I was gonna say the waist on the robot seemed really bare bones.

tbf lex luthor had the same issue

:thonk:

Dealing with repressed childhood trauma :shinji-screm:

They were just using Bezos as a test pilot in case it exploded, the plan is to give it to Ilhan Omar.

I don't know maybe an idiot with the interests of an 8 year old boy decided to reinvent the forklift

A small subset of business people/weirdos online think of him as the ideal model for the hardworking American

Imagine bootlicking fucking jeff bezos

'Tis the final conflict

Let each stand in his place.

The International working class

Shall be the human race!

But literally, literally

it's a screenshot of one of his tweets :doomjak:

https://twitter.com/jeffbezos/status/843692770405617664?lang=en