peterson-pain I haven't shit in 3 years and my brain is mothballed from addiction.

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    8 months ago

    I am incredibly gay for being attracted to curvy women. Also muscular women. Plus slender women. And all women. I am a lesbian.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    8 months ago

    this is true. I used to think that any woman whose weight was in the 3 digits to be morbidly obese until a cop pointed a gun at my head and screamed at me until i said she was beautiful. this was literally a page from animal farm btw

    • mathemachristian [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      I mean depending on their height 3 digits typically is morbidly obese which requires a BMI of 40. The problematic aspects of BMI aside, the thing I want to highlight is that morbidly obese does not contradict being beautiful. Both can be true.

      He obviously meant 3 digits in pounds. My bad.

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        8 months ago

        (I probably should have specified 3 digits in pounds but that made it too verbose to be funny)

        • mathemachristian [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          No that's my bad, I should consider that the person I'm replying to is using imperial units on an English website.

      • envis10n [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        3 digits? As in, over 99? You could be 100 lbs and be "3 digits" and yet fall under the category of malnutrition. I'll give an example of myself. I'm 5' 7", about 200 lbs, and have a BMI of roughly 31.

        I'm winding down after work so I might be lost in the sauce, but 3 digits is literally the typical adult weight. The amount of digits doesn't mean anything.

        Also this isn't meant to be an attack on you, it's just the premise of the whole thing makes no sense overall and I have to say it

        • mathemachristian [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          I just keep forgetting about pounds being a thing. I saw "morbidly obese" being opposed to beauty and jumped the gun.

    • VernetheJules [they/them]
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      8 months ago

      Or telling everyone how you and your son have Bluetooth enabled chastity cages that tell the other when you tried to get hard so you can make sure someone is holding your penis accountable at all times

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      edit-2
      8 months ago

      Check out the typical metric spike in scary-evil-otherfied-black-man-taking-your-waifu "cuck" porn consumed in any city hosting a GOP convention.

      Or how many 4chan weebs will foam at the mouth about how much they hate trans people but also can't shut up about their (CW: transphobic fetish slur)

      spoiler

      "futa"

      porn fantasies.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    authoritarian tolerance is an incredible phrase on its own, but especially in this context.

    guy literally has a giant platform and is not censored in the slightest. but since there is some portion of the population NOT celebrating every crank-ass fart he makes with his mouth, that's obviously censorship. i hope he has a seizure in public and diarrheas himself and everyone around him, live.

    • Phish [he/him, any]
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      8 months ago

      It really is amazing. It's the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition lol. Nobody is forced to look at it, let alone be tolerant of its content. Case in point, he's right there online not tolerating it and nobody threw him in jail or shot him.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
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      8 months ago

      Don't worry I'm on an all raw red meat diet and benzos, cleaned my room, and I hate women, so I WON'T be having sex. Thank you very much officer.

        • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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          8 months ago

          Show

          The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

          نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

          volcel-police

      • LeZero [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        Even the horniest person with a fetish for boring old pasty uni teacher would be turned off by the "I'm getting ZERO pussy" energy of Jordan Peterson

    • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Its amazing how certain groups/publications/etc can 100% maintain course, never changing their core behavior. One day just put a thick girl in there because to the people at this publication they're like "ye she's hot, lotta dudes talkin about thicc girls lately, lets throw her in"

      And with this unchanged course, find themselves bouncing between lines in the culture war, suddenly they're "woke" for objectifying women exactly how they objectified them 20 years ago when extremely thin was considered the go-to "sexy".

      • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
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        8 months ago

        Its amazing how certain groups/publications/etc can 100% maintain course, never changing their core behavior. One day just put a thick girl in there because to the people at this publication they're like "ye she's hot, lotta dudes talkin about thicc girls lately, lets throw her in"

        i'm no connoisseur but she seems bigger than what i thought "thick" was? i could be misunderstanding the objectification categories but i took that cover as being a bit more deliberate on the part of whoever is running the magazine.

        And with this unchanged course, find themselves bouncing between lines in the culture war, suddenly they're "woke" for objectifying women exactly how they objectified them 20 years ago when extremely thin was considered the go-to "sexy".

        and not that anyone cares but that standard wasn't usually to my taste either.

        • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          i'm no connoisseur but she seems bigger than what i thought "thick" was?

          I'm not walking around with tape measures to get a definitive answer on what "thick" means.

          I think "thick" can range from thighs touching to bigger than this model. I think we'd all be better off not thinking about it anymore than that tbh. The hyper-classification of body types feels like porn-brain behavior to me.

  • JK1348 [he/him]
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    edit-2
    8 months ago

    Bruh I would melt if a girl like this even gave me the time of day, this guy has no idea what attractive is when he's the biggest pussy repellent known to Man

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    8 months ago

    i forgot about this

    also shes my type 100% im going full cartoon wolf mode ova ere

    awooga

  • userbear [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    8 months ago

    I member this. Good to keep sharing though, 1. Cuz she's fine. 2. He has female fans, unbelievable as it is and it's good for them to be reminded what an ugly person he is. He really had to go "not beautiful". What a jerk

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Sorry.

    Libs, both scratched and unscratched, please at least try to stop delivering messages in a smug sorry-not-sorry passive-aggressive format. peterson-pill-dinner