Only capitalism could develop a way to spend as much as a (used) car on a device which allows even pedestrians to run over pedestrians
It’s incredible to see people aggressively defending Peloton online, posting things like “THIS IS A PARENTING PROBLEM NOT A PELOTON PROBLEM” when it’s specifically a Peloton treadmill that has been killing children
Just like Tesla fans will keep defending the deadly, broken-ass autonomous mode.
THIS IS GOOD FOR US, THINK OF THE DATA WE GATHERED BY DRIVING THROUGH THAT SEMI TRAILER
I fucked my shit up on one of these treadmills as a kid. Death machines man. Go run on the street like normal people.
"How can we alienate someone from a free source of health" asks the capitalist
I guess because it's capitalism, it has to kill children.
In a separate incident, a 3-year-old suffered head injuries after getting trapped under a Peloton treadmill, but will make a full recovery.
"we put all the brain bits back in, so he should be fine"
At least the zipline turned you into a fine mist at the end.
This one is actually really fucked, I've never seen a government agency put a content warning on a recall
Is it a uniquely dangerous treadmill? What is the difference in them?
