The Bella-Edward-Jacob love triangle is "resolved" by having Jacob uhhhh what was the word, "imprint" on Bella+Edward's creepy half-vampire(?) literal newborn child, which is presented as functionally falling in love at first sight and, like, Vowing To Protect Her until she's old enough to marry him and maybe uh, like, partially raise her or be like Cool Uncle Werewolf or something???? The details elude me but it's nasty pedo shit presented as Pure Love
he claims the daughter will simply fall in love with him as she grows old, or he'll just be her protector for life. But it's definitely the former. That book was so fucking bad.
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The Bella-Edward-Jacob love triangle is "resolved" by having Jacob uhhhh what was the word, "imprint" on Bella+Edward's creepy half-vampire(?) literal newborn child, which is presented as functionally falling in love at first sight and, like, Vowing To Protect Her until she's old enough to marry him and maybe uh, like, partially raise her or be like Cool Uncle Werewolf or something???? The details elude me but it's nasty pedo shit presented as Pure Love
WHATTHEFUCK WHY ARE THERE PEDOS BEHIND EVERYTHING FOR FUCK SAKES
Naa, mormons are weird about that stuff
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Meyer is a Mormon
The original author? Ah
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he claims the daughter will simply fall in love with him as she grows old, or he'll just be her protector for life. But it's definitely the former. That book was so fucking bad.