Shitbird [any] to

news • 3 years ago

If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account

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If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account

Shitbird [any] to

news • 3 years ago

I have been making shrek memes instead of working.

my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.

Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.

also subscribe to !shrekland@hexbear.net

Edit: time to nut up

Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL

Edit 2: texts with Dave are live

edit 3: final message to Dave

Chat

Awoo [she/her]
·
edit-2
3 years ago
It's for your own good. Don't do it.

EDIT: Welp you already did it. Good luck I guess!

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- Shitbird [any]
  hexagon
  ·
  3 years ago
  thanks I already submitted for unemployment and have started drinking
  
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  - Awoo [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago
    :sadness: :07:
    
    Well, I wish you all the best. Just don't get fucking sued or something.
    
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    - Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago
      they can't sue me I live in a swamp
      
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