I have been making shrek memes instead of working.
my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.
Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.
also subscribe to !shrekland@hexbear.net
Edit: time to nut up
Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL
Edit 2: texts with Dave are live
edit 3: final message to Dave
It's for your own good. Don't do it.
EDIT: Welp you already did it. Good luck I guess!
thanks I already submitted for unemployment and have started drinking
:sadness: :07:
Well, I wish you all the best. Just don't get fucking sued or something.
they can't sue me I live in a swamp