it's so much worse than you think lmao

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        4 years ago
        An eccentric scientist named Beakman teaches children about science better than the Department of Education ever could, the free market at work.
        
      • Three_Magpies [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        And who could forget the foundational conservative show "Legends of the Hidden Temple"

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          Good covert tactic. Name all of your stuff the n word or some variation and then no one can talk about you.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Among the best new conservative words you find

      • Achilles's heel
      • Agitprop
      • Alcoholism
      • Boomerang
      • Constant
      • Fairy tale

      It appears that any word becomes new and conservative by being used once or twice by an American fascist.

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        They know words. The best words.

        Conservative terms, expressing conservative insights, originate at a faster rate and with higher quality than liberal terms do. Conservative triumph over liberalism is thus inevitable.

        Each year the English language develops about a thousand new words. The King James Version of the Bible contains only about 8,000 different words;[1] many good words have developed since.

        Powerful new conservative terms have grown at a geometric rate, roughly doubling every century. For each new conservative term originating in the 1600s,[2] there are two new terms originating in the 1700s, four new terms in the 1800s, and eight new terms in the 1900s, for a pattern of "1-2-4-8". This suggests that the future will be increasingly conservative.

        Oh shit! Oh fuck! We don't stand a chance against anyone with that many words.

    • Ryan_Holman [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Greatest Conservative TV Shows

      From the listing for The Cosby Show:

      The world-famous, long-running Bill Cosby sitcom promoting good family values.

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Best New Conservative Words

      it's gonna be half ronald reagan quotes, isn't it?