it's so much worse than you think lmao
God I love when zoomers discover the horrors of the early 00s
Don't forget about them trying to rewrite the bible in order to take out any "liberal bias".
Oh man, thanks for making me remember the day Phyllis Schafly finally died. That was a good day.
I was gonna say. The sites been around since the bush years, and Schlafly used to reflexively post about The Daily Show.
- Negative experiences with theists
Here's a thought, try not being genocidal holier-than-thou assholes?
My sister was genuinely Christian-lite for a while before heading off to a church-run summer camp for a bit and they started talking about how gay people were sinners and she got extremely upset and left them for good.
I swear these people are fucking idiots. They probably thought they were being smart doing the whole "we'll just say that being gay is evil, but the person themselves isn't, that's a reasonable position the kids will love" because they're out-of-touch freaks.
Some argue that atheism partly stems from a failure to fairly and judiciously consider the facts
How in the world can you say atheists don't "consider the facts" with a straight face when arguing for religion? Lmao.
Glad someone is finally speaking out about atheism and left handedness
Ah yes, well known conservative tv show "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers".
And who could forget the foundational conservative show "Legends of the Hidden Temple"
An eccentric scientist named Beakman teaches children about science better than the Department of Education ever could, the free market at work.
Best New Conservative Words
I really hope this doesn't mean what I think it means
Good covert tactic. Name all of your stuff the n word or some variation and then no one can talk about you.
Among the best new conservative words you find
- Achilles's heel
- Agitprop
- Alcoholism
- Boomerang
- Constant
- Fairy tale
It appears that any word becomes new and conservative by being used once or twice by an American fascist.
They know words. The best words.
Conservative terms, expressing conservative insights, originate at a faster rate and with higher quality than liberal terms do. Conservative triumph over liberalism is thus inevitable.
Each year the English language develops about a thousand new words. The King James Version of the Bible contains only about 8,000 different words;[1] many good words have developed since.
Powerful new conservative terms have grown at a geometric rate, roughly doubling every century. For each new conservative term originating in the 1600s,[2] there are two new terms originating in the 1700s, four new terms in the 1800s, and eight new terms in the 1900s, for a pattern of "1-2-4-8". This suggests that the future will be increasingly conservative.
Oh shit! Oh fuck! We don't stand a chance against anyone with that many words.
Greatest Conservative TV Shows
From the listing for The Cosby Show:
The world-famous, long-running Bill Cosby sitcom promoting good family values.
Best New Conservative Words
it's gonna be half ronald reagan quotes, isn't it?
I remember when I first discovered this website, when I was still apolitical (but more on the right), and thought it was a parody like Uncyclopedia.
Their list of political ideologies of the democrats is hilarious
Historically:
Welcome to 15 years ago. However this is still funny https://www.conservapedia.com/Democratic_Party
It's great, but it's no Metapedia
Which splintered off of Conservapedia because they thought it wasn't racist enough
The Critic
A comedy about a critic fed up with the terrible movies that are ruined by their Hollywood values (His catchphrase was "It stinks!"). It was released in an industry run by liberals, and that may be why it was cancelled before its time.No wonder the liberal media caught and killed this one, the hegemony never would have survived “it stinks!” Becoming a mainstream catchphrase
this is genuinely really fuckin funny. i like how there is just swaths of paragraphs without any actual references and shit. there is a lot goin on here
RationalWiki was made as a counter to it and has a lot of great resources on Conservapedia. It should also be noted since we're here that Rationalwiki does have a significant anti-communist bend. Pretty friendly to anarchists, though.
Pretty much anything that brands itself as "rational" or "logical" is gonna be :cringe:
They're the more reasonable offshoot of the New Atheist movement, honestly. Their relation to the cringe is far more one of common ancestry than of direct implication, believe me. It's definitely a major reason why I stayed the FUCK away from anything relating to conservatism for sure.
im a muslim and my experience with the atheist community has been nothing but reactionary white centric takes and a burning hatred for being circumcised, so chuds.
Plus having done a lot less overall is a layer of protection, and related elevation in a left anti-communist sort of way. You can't really make a "black book of anarchism", so to speak, and the most infamous incidents were a number of bombings and assassinations that people weren't necessarily fully on board with anyways (like the assassination of McKinley where the guy met with Emma Goldman and was like "I'm gonna do this" and she was like "please don't do this, this isn't a great idea and won't really help the cause" and he did it anyways and she was arrested in relation to it).
It's literally impossible to tell the trolls from the genuine writers. Not even Schafly can tell. There have been numerous cases where trolls become the biggest contributors, and even become sysops, and they're only exposed as trolls when they out themselves.
