https://twitter.com/NicolasMaduro/status/1389762714415865859
everyone else: he came in the room, punched one of the civil servants, and then ran away really slowly screaming something about how he's a russian mongol
Seagal: inaudible gruff mumbling
:steven-seagal-carrot: Mr. Mario, on the behalf of the Tokugawa Clan, I present you this katakana, the soul of the samurai.
"This sword, will let you defend yourself against so many muhfuggin imperialists, Mr. Maduro"
nahh he is just a huge international action movie star. Like way bigger overseas than here, he has met Putin and a few other world leaders a few times. He basically just goes wherever for publicity it seems
all his movies are incredibly easily translatable or dubbable too. dude hardly has any expressions in his last 15 years of acting or so, it's quite funny, really. But yeah he has always been pretty fuckin garbage. He is apparently a massive asshole to work with too
he founded his own production studio and i'm almost certain it's because his fame got the best of him and he became unbearable to work with anymore. If any of those shitty "net worth websites" are accurate, I'd imagine he'd be worth a lot more than 16mil if his shitty C action movies he produces did well. I think he is just in it sometimes for the love of the game and still being some-what relevant. Not saying he isn't making money but more so he is closer to breaking even on even his lowest budget movies. idk anyone who even watches those ironically, they are just the same movie over and over and over and
Honestly, I’ve never, ever seen any of his movies. I can’t even name a single one. But, like, the dude must be doing something right in terms of branding because his name is just massive, probably one of the most recognizable names in action films, maybe acting period.
he had a good run in the early 90's and basically was in every single action movie that Bruce Willis wasn't in and then eventually became a b list and now c lister. but yeah he is pretty damn recognizable
this is just anti-american propaganda similar to north korea and rodman. it's still great though lmao
He had a show where he was a sheriff (for real) and he killed someone’s dog
