• richietozier4 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Thesis: China ran out of coal

      Antithesis: there were no blackouts

      Synthesis: Xi forced Uyghurs to run in hamster wheels to generate enough power for all of China

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        fake news. the average ethnically uighur person is far too large to fit on a hamster wheel

        • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          excuse you sweaty, but in chyna, they achktually have giant hamsters the size of multistory buildings called "kaiju" which means capybara in asian, okay?

          :capybara-theorist:

          they fit all the uighurs into kaiju-hamster-wheels and force them to run for days, sometimes even weeks, until they die of exhaustion! it is genocide

    • VILenin [he/him]M
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      4 years ago

      Ackshually ur brainwashed by the see see pee