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what do you think of a volcel/anti-horny subcommittee of mods? horny posting has been wild as of late.
If you have anal sex with her, shell still be a virgin and won’t be condemned to hell
But then what is he going to do with the 2 and a half minutes remaining?
I texted her before she got one saying I wish they had male IUD's. It'd be fucking sick to be able to cum without the mess. Just block the tubes entirely. I'd get a vasectomy but I'd be scared reversing it would be unsuccessful when the day came that I wanted to have kids
You ever read Guts by that guy that wrote Fight Club? You seem like you'd like Guts (plus I think it essentially qualifies as reading theory)
Just checked it out. You ever watch Worlds Greatest Dad? An old buddy used to wash Chuck Palahniuk's car.
Kinda fits the theme of Guts and you get to see Robin Williams old man hog.
Without the mess? Homie the mess is like the best part.
I read years and years ago about a proposed thing for dudes where they install little rubber bladders right next to the ball tubes. Whenever you wanna shoot your shot without any pesky sperm in it then all you gotta do is find your keychain and hit the sperm stopper fob like you're locking your car door and it fills up the bladders and stops up the tubes.
They've got all kinds of shit you can do to make yourself a sex cyborg. I know you can get an inflatable pump put in your dick so that you can fill it up like a tire and make it hard
get a little pump like the ones they put in tennis shoes' tongues
You're not really supposed to plan on reversing vasectomies. You're supposed to just get sperm frozen.
@VolcelPolice , we've got a 420-69 in progress; request close air support, stat.
This is what we get for sleeping on the job.
All officers are to report to the scene immediately. If we can't prevent this from occuring, we can at least arrest the perpetrators
Advising extreme caution -- we have a tip about a roadside IUD. Repeat, they have a roadside IUD.
I have a question for you. Do you really think it's worth breaking your volcel pledge?
You'll find out the answer soon enough, we've got a VolCell waiting for you down at the station. Breaking your pledge and spreading anti-volcel propaganda are serious crimes indeed.
:volcel-police:
Don't worry the VolcelPolice are on the scene now!
:volcel-vanguard:
I would never doubt the miracles of modern medicine, I'm quite certain they have that kink worked out by now.
Idk how common it is because I've only had sex with one girl with an IUD and it was ten years ago, but I remember hitting it once and it was like...idk uncomfortable lol.
It shouldn't be like hanging out in her vagina lol I feel like only the strings should be "hittable"
Don’t listen to the guy who hasn’t even had sex yet. That happens all the time especially if you’re going deep
You ever bottom out and hit the thing? I wouldn’t say it hurts but it’s noticeable
