It is known that as a head of state touring another country, you are forced to meet the local top grifters
Who was next in line? The WeWork guy? Or the Fyre Festival dude?
I'd say at least comrade JaRule deserves a handshake from Xi after he helped get those rich kids stranded.
Ho Boy! Im so cool! I am there! I'm shaking hands with the president of China! Fucking supermodels is millionaire shit. This is the top. A dictator who rules a billion lives with an Iron hand and I'm shaking it! 
god. what am I doing here? Why did I agree to this. First that senile old bastard called me a dictator and now I have to shake hands with this disgusting dweeb. When I get home I'm gonna figure out who's idea this was and I'm gonna be so mad at them.
My God that posture. World's richest man has a clothes hanger for a spinal column
"Going to the capitalist empire to meet the leaders of their government. Wait why am I shaking hands with random capitalist grifters."
Xi's a Marxist, he knows who's really I'm charge of the so-called "liberal democracies".
