Clearly the solution in Crimea is the same solution as in Palestine: a global zero state solution, or alternatively, a 7.9 billion state solution: Either no countries, or every person is their own country.
We could finally ditch all the sovereign citizens and watch them immediately die
Speedrunning alliances with all 7,866,149,490 nations.
Some state-department guy's head explodes as he tries to figure out how to steal all their resources individually.
The short term solution in Crimea ,since the two states "claiming" it are at worst equaly bad, is probably for the to do what the big majority of the population wants. Which is joining Russia , something that beyond agreeing with the public polls and refrendum etc, is obvious by language, history and ethnographics of the erea . If the question was seceding from just plain boringly bad country to join a much worse and more reactionary one then i could see having the convo as leftists that they shouldnt even if its the majorities will. But since that isnt the case im team Crimea to Russia on this one between the 2 alternatives. Which is actualy whats happening so whatever
Hear me out, though. What if we took all of the disputed and unclaimed territories and just cut them out with a really big terraforming device, and then moved them all to an existing island or atoll that is currently unclaimed or disputed in order to make a new country which all countries and no countries can claim.
a picture of big chungus with a skull mask
Isn't that equivalent to a formal declaration of war?
:weihua: hey mr biden checkout what I drew:
:wojak-nooo: :soviet-chad: ⬅️ the immortal science of socialism with chinese characteristics
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ok this in itself is cringe but it would make me unfathomably happy to see the chinese twitter account respond to some dod bullshit with "cringe"
Future history books will write about how WWIII started with a tweet by an official country twitter account posting "lmao suck my dick".
lol, this might actually appeal to liberals. they love shit like this.
The word cringe is inevitably on its way to itself becoming cringe. Some comrade on here said it was cringe that he was having trouble with squirrels in his bird feeder. Time to hang this one up.
Russia is unpoggers, cringe, and sus, Ukraine is based, wholesome, and epic
