My stages of watching this:

ok

agony

agony-4horsemen

agony-deep

  • pooh [she/her, any]
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    7 months ago

    Link better be canonically a femboy, else I’m gonna do some serious gamer shit and complain about “accuracy” on Twitter while review bombing wherever I can.

  • booty [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Me learning there's gonna be a Zelda movie: blob-no-thoughts

    Me learning it's live action: blob-stop

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      7 months ago

      My favorite part of the movie will be when Link says "It's Zeldin' time!" and bombs some dodongos. mario

      • Magician [he/him, they/them]
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        edit-2
        7 months ago

        My favorite part will be when the movie stumbles out of the gate and calls Link Zelda by mistake like an out of touch parent

  • TheDialectic [none/use name]
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    edit-2
    7 months ago

    The Mario movie was pretty good. This will probably be pretty good too. Which is sad because it being terrible would end up being much more intresting. We have remembered the first mario movie far longer than we will remember the seccond you know.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      7 months ago

      Summary: it isn't just going to be Disney style bland "live action" of something that shouldn't be that, but it's going to be produced and written by some of the least competent people in Hollywood that still have jobs.

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    I don't really consider LoZ to have a canon, so I think I'll be okay just ignoring this movie (since it can't get anything 'wrong' per se) and hoping it bombs.

    By God if they so much as think about a Metroid movie though

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      7 months ago

      I don't really consider LoZ to have a canon

      I wish most fans felt the same way but The Prophecy(tm) tends to lock things into an eternal recursion of events involving the same three people (with gender-coded essentialist roles) all throughout it because a game in the 90s said so once. morshupls

      • KnilAdlez [none/use name]
        ·
        7 months ago

        True, but I can point to many games in the series where that trichotomy is broken so I gotta say smh fake fans shrug-outta-hecks

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          7 months ago

          I'd enjoy it if more Zelda games continued what prior games started in direct lines and built things up instead of rebooting/resetting/destroying Hyrule over and over again. The one where you build trains seemed to have the right idea. train-shining

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    this could have easily been an animated (mini or otherwise) series in the vein of samurai jack and it would probably clean up

    i swear some people just hate money

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    I know next to nothing about this movie but I hope that at worst it's just an inoffensive okay movie like The Mario Movie was. I really hate the idea of a Zelda movie though

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Holy shit, it's like they want it to fail for the insurance money or something

  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Zelda fans: This movie fucking sucks. None of us asked for this shit.

    Nintendo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM