You see, it is actually very logical and rational. If water is traded on the stock market, prices will go up, thereby incentivising water manufacturers to invest in larger production of water, thereby creating jobs in the water manufacturing industry and increasing the supply of water on the market.
I am very intelligent.
also desalination plants have to put the (toxic, highly concentrated) saline somewhere and that's usually back into the ocean where it harms oceanlife
Just need a star and some time to make the oxygen.
Hydrogen is everywhere.
Perhaps if they looked at how the environment is doing with everything else being traded on the stock market, they would figure out the answer
Hedge funds investing in monstrously-sized tanks of water that sit and do nothing to hedge against market leveraging
Drawing a circle over pieces of the Pacific on a map of the world with the MS paint oval tool and selling the NFT to hedge funds
The people doing this should be thrown in a sealed water tank along with the person who wrote it.
