Holy shit. What an absolute dumpster fire of a movie. I don't even know where to start on it.

So many things that didn't have payoffs within the movie (apparently there's going to be prequels or whatever but who the fuck cares). Just off the top of my head the robot zombies, the alien talk, the whole time loop deal down in the basement, the rain waking up zombies. None of it meant anything.

Some of the weirdest things I've ever seen a movie. The whole main zombie and his zombie wife + baby, pointless side quests, The entire point of the movie was a lie, but it would have just been way easier to send in a team to get a zombie head?

It really was a peak into the mind of Zack Snyder, who absolutely has the mind of a 12 year old suburban teen from the early 2000s.

It was a really great hate-watch.

What did everyone else think?

Edit: Talking about it, though, the part where Batista's best friend got her neck snapped and a single tear rolled down her face was one of the best unintentionally funny things I've seen in a long time.

  • TankieDukakis [none/use name]
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    4 年前

    The intro to this movie: hey this could be pretty decent

    The next scene: I need you to risk your life for $100 million.

    If I had anything else to do, I would have stopped after that lmao.

    Edit: so I'm like halfway through. Is the significance of the money ever explained? Or is it just because rich people need their money? The only comment on why they're even taking this money is because saving people wasn't enough, they want to risk death for money.

    Maybe this is actually a genius movie and the real disease is our addiction to money? Or more likely Snyder continuing being a shit director. No I will not watch the Snyder cut.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 年前

      God I pray there's a Snyder cut to this trash he wrote and directed. it will be 4.5 hours long and the intro will be 90 minutes, with a 90 minute extended remix of Viva Las Vegas playing in the background and a 45 minute explainer about how neither the casino owner or his head of security have the combo to their own fucking vault.

      or how nukes don't have radiation anymore.

      or how that dude got out of the underground vault an hour-ish after it was buried under 30 stories of rubble.

      • TankieDukakis [none/use name]
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        4 年前

        All so he can get a bunch of cucked critics who couldn't identify a good movie if it was fed to them Clockwork Orange style can fawn over him and his polished turd of a movie.

        I saw Justice League. There isn't anything you can do to make that movie even passable. This movie, just like Justice League, has no likeable characters. I want them all to die. The storyline and motivations are shit. And worst of all, his movies are just fucking mind numbingly boring. I would rather watch GoT s8.

        Why are modern movies so bad.

    • AngelusNovus [none/use name]
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      4 年前

      The money was a MacGuffin. It was all about securing a zombie head for the military. The question, then, is why didn't the military just send in a highly trained black op team to secure said head instead of sending in a bunch of civilians under the guise of a heist?