Holy shit. What an absolute dumpster fire of a movie. I don't even know where to start on it.

So many things that didn't have payoffs within the movie (apparently there's going to be prequels or whatever but who the fuck cares). Just off the top of my head the robot zombies, the alien talk, the whole time loop deal down in the basement, the rain waking up zombies. None of it meant anything.

Some of the weirdest things I've ever seen a movie. The whole main zombie and his zombie wife + baby, pointless side quests, The entire point of the movie was a lie, but it would have just been way easier to send in a team to get a zombie head?

It really was a peak into the mind of Zack Snyder, who absolutely has the mind of a 12 year old suburban teen from the early 2000s.

It was a really great hate-watch.

What did everyone else think?

Edit: Talking about it, though, the part where Batista's best friend got her neck snapped and a single tear rolled down her face was one of the best unintentionally funny things I've seen in a long time.

  • ekjp [any]
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    2 years ago

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    • Glass [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      It felt like I hit my head watching the opening to Zombieland and my subconscious just kept making more. By the end I expected my childhood cat to show up and say "you've been asleep for a month, please wake up" in the voice of my father.

    • evilgiraffemonkey [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Another funny music choice you would have missed: the last song is Zombie by The Cranberries