Americans cannot consume anything green so a 5.56 coated with carrot juice instantly kills a burger.

  • SteamedHamberder [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    If they die with a vegetable in them, Americans do not ascend to burger Valhalla

  • Rom [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Vegetable oil or vegetable juice? Amerikkkan "cuisine" is all deep fried so shooting vegetable oil at them will only strengthen them further.

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    if you whisper "fentanyl" at each round when you load your magazines, cops will collapse from even near misses

  • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Even worse, I read they actually add seasoning [gasp] to their explosives

  • jackmarxist [any]
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    7 months ago

    You're joking but Ukraine legit covered bullets with pork fat or some shit when they were fighting Chechans(Muslims).

    • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]
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      7 months ago

      It's a surprisingly common tactic for colonizers to use against people fighting colonization. I remember it being done widely by the British when they started taking India.

      • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        I haven't heard anything of the British coating their own bullets as an insult when fighting against India. The example usually talked about was with the munitions issued to their own (sepoy) Indian troops, one of the causes of India's First War of Independence.

        In that case the cartridges for the new Pattern 1853 Enfield Rifles were believed to use a grease containing both pork lard and beef tallow. This was offensive to both Muslim and Hindu troops, especially given that the standard way to use these cartridges involved biting them open, meaning the grease would contact the user's mouth.

    • dRLY [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      I also believe there were some clips floating around on X that supposedly showed some IDF members doing the same thing.

  • Juice [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    Spread a rumor that they dip their bullets in soymilk and estrogen