TIL CCTV = Secret Camera

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    What are they even tryig to say with this shit lmao

    Why are they mad that he was caught and not that he did something wrong :thinking-about-it:

    • Marximus
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      3 months ago

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      • Galli [comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        This is actually true but only because IoT camera security is so lackluster that every one of the things is part of a bot net already.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Xi just sits in that room full of TVs from The Matrix and watches every CCTV feed in the world...watching and waiting

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Your honour, i poopooed my butthole, but have you considered that my underpants were made by those devious orientals?

  • Hog [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    :meow-tableflip: HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY RELEVANT?

  • Marximus
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    3 months ago

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  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    England: Puts CCTV cameras at every intersection and on every storefront and in every classroom and everywhere

    Also England: "Well, we don't want to spend a lot of money on all that hardware so..."

    Also Plus Too England: Appoints world's dumbest horndog to be health secretary in the middle of a pandemic

    English Newspapers: "China did this."

  • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Smh ya'll can't look past your secular ontology long enough to see that the Chinese camera is a Deodand, an object forfeit to god for its role in the harm of a human, sentenced to death in a court of law. Jacquelin Magnay's just on that medieval legal theory.