The Navy SEAL, with the white phosphorous grenade that he stole from base, at the gender reveal party that he and his wife planned for July 4th weekend
why not both? let's throw in some failing power grid for good measure!
If they ban 4th of July fireworks this soon after the election, conservatives will fly a plane into the new WTC
Living in a large city, can't fucking sleep every July 4th because of the fireworks going off nonstop through all hours of the night
Can't wait for the 250th where they'll blast the national anthem on every street corner continuously for a week
Need to read more of her, only gone through a few short stories. No excuse, my girlfriend has most of her collection
I read Parable of the Sower around 2000, I guess? I started re-reading it last summer, and it was just too real for me to deal with, and put it aside.
Every guy with a "I ❤️ constitution" bumper sticker just placed an order for 70 tons of fireworks.
america truly stands alone when it comes to the spitefulness of its citizens. "Rolling coal" could only be a thing in the US
It's a thing in Canada too, or at least in Alberta. But Canada may as well be America jr and Alberta the deep south
In my county in my corner of America there's literally a total fire ban and yet fireworks are still allowed. wtf?
The reason is some of the states around me have fireworks bans, so my state goes all out and that brings in tourism money. Which is fucked. I can't have a small campfire on my property but its totally cool for everyone to get drunk off their asses and launch artillery into the sky. No fire risk there no sir.
I was trying to find the Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States emoji. I know it exists but no idea what the name is, lol.
my place is unusually wet this season, yall can come over to burn some effigys if u want
tho burning the real thing would be cooler and just as enviromentally sound :owl-wink:
I was up in the mountains this weekend, and it was striking seeing all the signs up in gas stations, etc, stating how illegal even possessing fireworks is. One county over, outside the foothills, there’s huge stalls selling them in seemingly every parking lot.
The sierras are about to get rather smokey this weekend, I fear :sadness:
and it was striking seeing all the signs up in gas stations, etc, stating how illegal even possessing fireworks is
those laws are so they can arrest Non-White people for doing something literally all mayos do
Fuck, I should have known that of course in that area of the state the law is even more designed to oppress non-whites than elsewhere. Forgive me comrade, for I have libbed in my naivety
