That image makes me realize what a huge missed opportunity Santos had to wear an eyepatch just to fuck with Crenshaw. He could have come into a congessional session and claimed that there was an attempt on his life that robbed him of one of his eyes because someone wanted to silence him. Now we'll never get to see it
Daphne Zuniga already has experience playing a Drewish princess, so she might be a good fit.
Can they have hundreds of actors do one scene each and never make any mention of it?
Damn, I forgot. It would be kinda fitting to do cgi though, it would be the most real part of this whole saga.
In the very end - in the last dialog he yells at reporters not in Santos's voice but in a sort of typical Gottfried shouty voice "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S A LIE!" Then he says in normal volume "I'm real," in Gottfried's real voice - I mean, not real-real but you know what I mean.
Fin.
