the critical race theory sub is basically unmoderated and this is it's biggest troll
I wish dueling was a thing still
Just challenge a dude, have him come 5,000 miles to the dueling ground, and then just clap him in the back because honor is for chumps
I could just shoot him but it would be way more satisfying to have a dramatic shirtless bare knuckle fist fight on top of an extremely tall building
(as your opponent plummets 100 storeys)
It's pronounced jiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffff
Reply back with increasingly more ":)"s to combat theirs, until every comment is a wad of :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) with a few words now and then.
Honestly though, the ":)" accompanying an internet argument just comes across as an "I'm not mad, you're mad," giving every comment a bitter, wiener vibe.
Oh, we quoting the quintessential muffstuffer... er, studmuffin Joel Gertner now?
I usually picture people who post smileys to be twitching their eyes as they continue to type furiously