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  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    One time my senior year of high school I was finished with the class I was taking off-campus so I went back to campus to pick up my girlfriend at the end of the school day. The campus cop followed me through the building doing extremely exaggerated cartoonish sneaking shit, like he opened the hugely noisy door to follow me into the building and I heard it, looked over my shoulder, and he darted through the door sideways. The entire wall was floor-to-ceiling glass, the doors were glass, there was no possible way for him to think he was actually being stealthy. He followed me all the way to my girlfriend's class and tried to accost me. Cops are just the dumbest motherfuckers around.

  • DashEightMate [any]
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    3 years ago

    The camouflage is necessary to blend in effectively with the desks.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Security" is not exactly what I would feel if this guy was running around my children all day.

  • CoconutOctopus [it/its]
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    3 years ago

    Missed design opportunity. Asshole merit badge should have been goatse based.

  • Ryan_Holman [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I'd wager that this guy has been waiting outside the school and asked black students for some type proof they went there at least once, or something.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Needlessly tacticool but then again chuds like this think they're Seal Team 6 and terrorists our going to break into the cafeteria any second.

  • btbt [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Why does he look like he's trying not to fart

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    That's the face of somebody who would definitely run or hide instead of stopping a school shooting.