J. J. Abrams can't direct a movie, either, and if you ask him to try one more time, he wants a couple millions of dollars and a cameo appearance for his annoying friend, whereas the eagle is happy if you just give him a perch and a bunch of dead rodents to feast on.
Ben Garrison, you idiot.
An eagle couldn't direct a movie.
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J. J. Abrams can't direct a movie, either, and if you ask him to try one more time, he wants a couple millions of dollars and a cameo appearance for his annoying friend, whereas the eagle is happy if you just give him a perch and a bunch of dead rodents to feast on.
I think it could do it without much practice.