• Woly [any]
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    3 years ago

    If president Xi is in charge of Hollywood, why are their movies all so shit :blocky-wat:

      • Gucci_Minh [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Yeah writers still think that every dialogue has to be exposition and all the themes and points the movie is trying to make should be said out loud and shoved in your face. Complete lack of subtlety that borders on corny. For example, watch Red Cliff and listen to any general speak.

        • nohaybanda [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          :wojak-nooo: you need to be more subtle

          :gigachad-hd: haha my themes and morals are as follows

          • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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            3 years ago

            Chinese films lack sufficient cynicism and smugness to truly satisfy an American audience.

            They need to learn to create subtle artistic masterpieces like... uh... Saving Ryan's Privates and um... The 69th Avengers Movie.

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          3 years ago

          I’m not gonna lie I can’t really stand any Chinese anime, everything I’ve watched so far is just so… not good

          Fog Hill of the Five Elements is fantastic. Honestly haven't seen much else.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      An eagle couldn’t direct a movie.

      J. J. Abrams can't direct a movie, either, and if you ask him to try one more time, he wants a couple millions of dollars and a cameo appearance for his annoying friend, whereas the eagle is happy if you just give him a perch and a bunch of dead rodents to feast on.

  • nohaybanda [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Ben getting in on the Scalie posting craze

    :quagsire-pog:

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    1 year ago

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  • SocialistWombat [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Wait, I thought they were angry that China was doing the meany no-no censorship. Why is the eagle saying 'cut'? Get it together, Garrison.

  • ComRed2 [any]
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    3 years ago

    Wtf does this even mean? Hollywood is making pro-chinese propaganda? In what way??

  • PickleRick [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Freedom is when you stop capitalist mega-corps making movies that include Chinese representation. The more you stop capitalist mega-corps making movies that include Chinese representation, the freedomer it is.