Biden nonsense is always hilarious.

Mayo Pete dog killing is so absurd that I find it hilarious. Anything mayor Pete tbh he's just such a ghoul

  • uzi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "and where did that lead you? right back to me."

    • TheDabBitch [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Guaido posting is a truly fucking evergreen bit and I'm gonna run it into the fucking ground.

      • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I am not sure what you mean? I was very excited to be able to register my full name (first and last) on this website, “chapo.chat” when it launched.

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I am always looking for how I can be helpful. I have lead many times and when there is not interim leadership it is difficult for there to later be democracy. This process of course takes time (often 10-15 years), which is why interim leadership is important.

  • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I liked the bit about Maduro coup d'etat-ing america over the Iowa primary exit poll discrepancies.

    President Maduro, my people yearn for freedom.

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Someone saying that Juan Guaido was basically the Beto O'Rourke of Venezuela during the coup attempt last year, which was followed by Trump saying the exact same thing a month ago.

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Señor Beto es muy guapo. That compliment from Mr. Trump was the bright spot of an otherwise very upsetting week.

      My close friend and advisor Stalin Gonzales had once again failed to achieve any concessions from Maduro, despite the very fair ask for us to control the board of directors for Petróleos de Venezuela, S.A. (PDVSA).

      That was yet another moment showing me my own failures and inadequacies. Being compared to such a bright star of your political system helped me through that dark time.

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    4 years ago

    Posting cool ass animal pictures and pictures of our pets and shit not only because all those things are cool but to confuse the shit out of libs when the front page just randomly turns into r/natureismetal or random cat posting.

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I like all the sarcastic burns like “very normal country” when something bad happens because of the US government or Am*rican ideology, or “the ___ understander has logged on” when some chud/lib confidently says some dumbass shit about something they don’t know about.

    • Jorick [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Folks, the bourgeois, they're bad people, very bad. They keep stealing the labour of the american people, but not longer will I allow it. We'll have a tremendous purge, the best one you've ever seen. And don't get me started on the kulaks and the landlords folks. The capitalists, they're not sending their best, trust me ! But we'll get it done, we have the best secret police folks, the best. When they arrest the reactionnaries, I'll ask them to be a little brutal, and to not hold back !

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I think I remember catching the original being created in the comments of some post on old chapo last year about him doing an accidental communism or something.

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    4 years ago

    i love the disguised info about horrifying stuff into wholesome stuff with like click here to learn more! not sure where it is from originally though.

  • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Felix's Kinetic Scenario dumb guy character is my favorite because of how accurate it is for swathes of american dudes.

  • thomasdankara [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    post hog is easily the best, but I really enjoyed random libs and chuds wandering in and getting absolutely dunked on, if not becoming memes within the subreddit.

    also the memes that came out of that one guy wanting to fuck the bunny cop were fucking hilarious

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      No, really there is a fuckton of evidence for train good car bad. Lots of cool youtube videos about it, like "donoteat" guy