edit: everyone, this is obviously fake
Some MFers doing 1 shit per week.
How?
Some MFers doing 55+ shits per week.
HOW?
North Macedonians confirmed to be snake/owl/whatever animal that digests a whole meal over the course of a week people. Same for Baltics and Irish.
Squeeze out a little at a time so you have to make multiple trips. A healthy person should be going around once a day
This is obviously fake, you can tell because it says British people shit less than six times a day
Assuming 15 minutes per shit Italians spend almost 14 hours shitting per week.
How does practically everyone in an entire country shit 7+ times a day? Have Italians not discovered fiber?
If my boss asks why I'm away from my desk so often, just tell her I'm Italian
ILE ONI KURWA SRAJĄ??? CO??? :meow-holding-head-scared-emoji-i-cant-remember-the-name-of:
This could have been the only funny post on the fake news comm.