Like I know that, realistically speaking, they're not the worst results of imperialism and colonialism, but suits are just so boring, and their universality is representative of the results of imperialism in a clear and easy to see way. Like why did the evils of imperialism have to be accompanied by boring suits.
I love suits but i'm a huge dyke so I look great in them and I have an easier time getting away with fun fabric patterns, and it's still a little bit subversive for me to wear them
I wish I was a lesbian so I could dress like a lesbian.
chase your dreams, just have to be mindful that it'll be easier for you to tread into fuckboy and/or barbecue dad territory