Like I know that, realistically speaking, they're not the worst results of imperialism and colonialism, but suits are just so boring, and their universality is representative of the results of imperialism in a clear and easy to see way. Like why did the evils of imperialism have to be accompanied by boring suits.
chase your dreams, just have to be mindful that it'll be easier for you to tread into fuckboy and/or barbecue dad territory