2022 baby :matt-jokerfied:

  • PlantsRstillCool [des/pair]
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    3 years ago

    The 2024 primaries are going to be soul crushing but you can't say they won't be great tv

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      The 2024 primaries are going to be soul crushing but you can’t say they won’t be great tv

      Will this be the moment someone is finally called a tankie on air?

    • richietozier4 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      It’s going to be Cotton, Don Jr., Greene, Hawley, and De Santis. Trump senior is going to start running 4 contests in, go after his son hardest in the debates and win in a landslide

        • richietozier4 [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Listen Folks, Don Jr. is pathetic. It’s always “daddy I did this”, “Daddy I did that”, “Daddy please love me”

          Uhh sir, the question was on how you plan to deal with homelessness in the United States

          • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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            3 years ago

            "Oh thats an easy fix, folks. I'll just have my son Jared Kushner fix it like he fixed the Middle East. Not a single problem there anymore, you don't hear any news because Jared made everything there OK. What a wonderful son Jared is."

        • purr [undecided]
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          3 years ago

          its the only thing that would make me feel sorry for don jr. apparently trump has been rumored to be physical with him when he was growing up so its not like he'd be nice

    • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Legit I enjoyed the primaries so much because of the drama m. It was like watching live ilabd. But it had real consequences

  • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    If he runs against her in 2024, Joe Biden is gonna bring 1950s sexist jokes back and the libs will find a way to justify it.

    A woman’s place is in the Oval Office? Cmon man, give me a break, you can’t make a sandwich in there

    • RION [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      CAN THE "BIMBO MARGE" JOKE SAVE DEMOCRACY? Social media is tearing into the President's recent remarks towards the GOP nominee as sexist, but this political analyst believes they're the key to a Biden victory and the preservation of American values.

  • blastboi1232 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    2024 is going to be dope, especially if Biden doesn't run because I'm sure people will challenge Kamala

  • Hohsia [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Imma be honest, I hope hillary clinton makes a return

    Imagine Hillary Clinton vs Majorie Taylor Greene

    I am manifesting this. Dems will be so perplexed that they lost to another meme. I can't wait to see the new excuses

  • duderium [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I for one would like to welcome our QAnon overlords.

  • TankieDukakis [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    And I thought the greatest state in the nation ™©® couldn't get any better and here we are.

    Blessed with Kim Reynolds, Joni Ernst, and Chuck Grassley and now MTG at the Iowa State Fair COVID Superspreader Supreme ™. Can this state get any better?

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I think it's DeSantis' race to lose at this point. MTG is too goofy and uncontrollable for capital. Trump forced the capitalists to deal with the contradictions in the GOP. Those specific contradictions have now been resolved. DeSantis will give the capital class everything they could dream of, while at the same time he's shown his culture warrior bona fides at the cost of the lives of thousands of Floridians.

    • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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      3 years ago

      MTG is too goofy and uncontrollable for capital.

      I read this as Magic: The Gathering, and it still works. We do be living in a society.