The best way to win a war against the United States is to bomb all the McDonalds and have their troops lose morale
I think it was a politician or some other higher up in Iran who said people would need to bomb a McDonald's because the US has like no other cultural items to destroy.
"Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don't have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn't have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they're all fictional."
if the man in front of you falls you will pick up his spatula and continue flipping burgers
In case anyone doesn't know, this is fake #https://twitter.com/dylanwelch/status/1427097998295588866?s=19
nothing more dangerous than a crowd of stranded analysts anxious and desperate for a 2 cheese meal
