having a hard time getting, "i want to have sex with the bunny" from this, they just sound awkward and probably worked themselves into a lather before posting this. in fact, the name judy hopps is only mentioned because there was a thread on cth about her that was the impetus for this pasta was about her lol.
iirc, they actually stuck around since not everyone was an asshole and seemed a lot better off for having posted this rant, as silly as it is.
I just pretend it's not even there. "Ignore the cartoon rabbit" I says to myself, "It can't hurt you."
I don't get it either, but for a different reason: "Lol seriously? Are you trying to brag about that? That will never be the same. Try all you want. Doll you partner up in a head to toe Zootopia Bunny fursuit. It’s still just your partner in a fursuit.
You can close your eyes and pretend it’s Lt. Judy Hopps whose fur you’re digging your nails into. But it’s not. It’s some stupid human in a costume. And no human will ever be able to scratch the itch you’re trying to reach.
You think you’re better than us virgins because you can ever so temporarily convince yourself you have access to a fantasy we both know you don’t? Pathetic.
You have a choice to make right now. Good or evil. Nirvāṇa or Saṃsāra. Either accept volcelibacy, and with it the truth that your fantasy of fucking like rabbits will never come to literal fruition, or go back to your lies and have fun falling asleep every night fighting tears as you catch a glimpse of your wife’s silhouette in bed and realize it will never sprout bunny ears."
"Help me, ever since I saw Zootopia 3 months ago I've been literally in love with Nick. I've already have had a furry waifu for longer but I want him to be my knotty husbando, some nights I fall asleep hugging my pillow and imagining it's him. I don't care if he's a top or bottom, I just wish we could do something together. My heart actually jumped when I saw his face in that image ;_;."
And how would you know this? @VolcelPolice I think we have a violation on hand here
We've talked about this, queer people are exempt from the volcel police. And you KNOW how I know this.
This is good news, I'm exempt now. ACAB, including Volcel Police, suckers
I had to Google who that was. Big yikes after finding out
Oh god no, I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK THE BUNNY COP.
(pls don't look at my other comment in this thread, it might contradict the above statement)
Rabbits only live 8-12 years, so y'all are just sexualizing a minor.
Everyone is talking about a cop rabbit. But all I want is Lola Bunny.
Ignore this pasta. Sometimes a hot cop rabbit is just a hot cop rabbit.
