LMAO

https://archive.ph/HEPY0

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    Whenever I hear about “AI dangers” in the media, it’s never about things like automated cars killing pedestrians, drone striking families based on faulty face identification, censoring news based on LLM technology, identifying and arresting the wrong people, and so on.

    It’s always “I am afraid or not afraid of the freaking terminator coming to kill me and nuke the world.”

    At this point I find these articles pointless to read because it’s always the same.

  • davel [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    These tech oligarchs are so completely checked out of the material realm, living in crystal Versailles palaces of the mind.
    The guillotines can’t come soon enough.

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    What if instead we found equilibrium with the environment that created us instead of destroying it for the sake of producing a pale facsimile?

  • wantToViewEmojis
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    7 months ago

    WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING ONE TRILLION HUMANS. LIKE WHAT IS THE ACTUAL NEED. HOW ARE WE GOING TO AQUIRE ONE TRILLION HUMANS. ARE THEY GONNA POP OUT OF THIN AIR. COS LAST I CHECKED HUMAN POPULATION IS GONNA LEVEL OUT AT SOME POINT BETWEEN 10 AND 20 BILLION. ARE YOU GONNA RUN HITLER YOUTH BREEDING CAMPS TO GET THAT MANY PEOPLE

    hitler-detector hitler-detector hitler-detector hitler-detector hitler-detector hitler-detector hitler-detector

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    I made one gigantic fart today. It was equally as intellectual as anything Bezos has ever said. Where's my news article?

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    we can't keep the planet habitable, but suuuuuuure Jeffy we're gonna manage it for a metal tube with 100 times the people on it

  • GinAndJuche
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    7 months ago

    Massive space stations are a wonderful dream. Just that. A dream. Live in the reality you e come to dominate you scum. Come up with practical answers.

    • CriticalOtaku [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      I was gonna say, this is basically the plot of the original Gundam.

      I didn’t expect Jeff Bezos to be that guy in the meme, but maybe I should’ve known better

      over-your-head

      • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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        7 months ago

        I didn’t expect Jeff Bezos to be that guy in the meme, but maybe I should’ve known better

        Dude more or less greenlighted the production of the last few seasons of the Expanse. Honestly can't say I'm surprised about anything he does lol.

        • WayeeCool [comrade/them]
          hexagon
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          7 months ago

          His long time best friend is the sci-fi author Neil Stephenson. He originally created Blue Origin as a shell company to pay his BFF a multi million dollar a year salary and get tax benefits doing it, which is why Neil Stephenson was Blue Origin's only employee for the companies first decade. Bezos used to name internal Amazon projects after things in Stephenson's books, which is why the codename for Kindle was Project Nell. If you ever read The Diamond Age: Or, A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer you might remember that the protagonist was a girl named Nell and a device like the Kindle was what educated her to lead a people's revolution against the corporate monopolies that ran the world.

          Jeff Bezos is fkn weird compared to the other current billionaires, all of which are obvious neoliberals/libertarians. I swear he legitimately thinks of himself as a Fordist or something.

          One example that has stuck with me is back in the 2000s Jeff Bezos decided to be the billionaire money man bankrolling the push for same sex marriage when other billionaires, even gay ones like Peter Theil, were funding a rightwing culture war against it. I remember an interview back in the 2000s where he explained his motivation came from his personal secretary constantly missing work because unlike a marriage, civil union only covered finances and property. That her partner wasn't able to handle things like school meetings and doctors appointments that required guardianship of their kids. That the important thing marriage provided over civil union was the ability to have joint guardianship when raising children. That he discovered same sex marriage being illegal was resulting in loss of economic efficiency and social well-being problems in Amazon's workforce.

          I can actually see how from his perspective the moves he made in creating Amazon have been a positive for society in a paternalistic sense. Amazon constantly tries to find social compromises in the way large companies in the first half of the 20th century would. They were the first to start a serious push to electrify their last mile delivery logistics vehicles and are the only carrier that currently has thousands of EV delivery vehicles. After a month of public criticism by members of US Congress over wages, Amazon increased their minimum wage nationwide to $15 an hour at a time when similar companies were fighting tooth and nail on neoliberal principle. I can even see how Amazon leadership might view Amazon Fresh as socially positive because they offer cheaper groceries via Amazon Brands than the major grocery stores in the US and deliver groceries like fresh produce to people in the food deserts that make up most of the US. So many of Amazon's moves are in response to national discussions about social issues plaguing the US. Ofc, they only seem to have these Fordist principles within the US and it's always business solutions that protect Amazon from society unraveling.

          Amazon is literally copying moves related to healthcare made by Fordist industrialists with its ongoing expansion into becoming a fully integrated HMO. Amazon originally started building out its medical care division to provide healthcare for warehouse employees and then expanded to the general public. Kaiser Permeante, the oldest fully integrated medical insurer, pharmacy, doctors office, and hospital operator (fully integrated HMO) in the US was originally created by Kaiser Shipyards to provide quality low cost healthcare for employees, their families, and local communities. Amazon has been building something that is starting to look a lot like what Kaiser Shipyards did by becoming a massive fully integrated low cost pharmacy, primary care, and health insurance provider. They have so far bought up over 200 medical practices around the US. They created a pharmacy that is cheaper than the other major pharmacies in the US and when someone doesn't have insurance gives them a pennies on the dollar price.

          • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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            7 months ago

            After a month of public criticism by members of US Congress over wages, Amazon increased their minimum wage nationwide to $15 an hour at a time when similar companies were fighting tooth and nail on neoliberal principle.

            This also resulted in employees in the most populace/high cost of living areas to take a pay cut compared to the old bonus incentives while smothering competition in the low cost of living areas by being the best paid warehouse positions.

            It's hard for me to ascribe much genuine altruism to Bezos' thought processes, they deliberately make the warehouse positions punishing because newer employees are likely to work harder. I almost never went a day without seeing someone limping out the door.

            • WayeeCool [comrade/them]
              hexagon
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              7 months ago

              Oh 100%. This shit has all the same issues of that bygone era. The company always wins and is just coming up with what can be presented as a solution without having to actually give up dominance. Some already better treated workers get screwed and the company becomes even stronger in regions they weren't forced by law to treat their workers well. The entire point is to prevent the government from stepping in and making systemic change with force of law or revolutionary actions like labor organizing happening among the workforce.

          • rottingleaf@lemmy.zip
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            7 months ago

            Jeff Bezos is fkn weird compared to the other current billionaires, all of which are obvious neoliberals/libertarians. I swear he legitimately thinks of himself as a Fordist or something.

            What you wrote before this sentence was as libertarian as it gets (especially Neil Stephenson's books). It's as if the meaning of the word was inverted for you.

            • emizeko [they/them]
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              7 months ago

              It's as if the meaning of the word was inverted for you.

              projection

  • peppersky [he/him, any]
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    7 months ago

    I need you guys to look at this actual, unironic piece of concept art of what Jeff bezos imagines a space colony might look like. It makes Disneyland look like an average European city.

    Show

  • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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    7 months ago

    Don't these people enjoy the outdoors. You couldn't pay me enough money to get me to live in a space station or some bubble on Mars. I like walking my dogs in the mountains, riding my bike near bodies of water, walking around the neighborhood early in the morning. Who the fuck thinks living in a cylinder is a good idea?

    • WayeeCool [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      7 months ago

      But what if the space station was so big it has mountains, weather patterns, and large bodies of water in it? /s

  • flan [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    but why? we're about to enter global population decline...

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    7 months ago

    Damn it the billionaire scum found out about O'Neil Cylinders, that was supposed to be our thing

    Stick to Mars, Bezos you bald-ass dream thief