I'm not joking this is real https://twitter.com/TESLAcharts/status/1428540624203128837

  • LangdonAlger [any]
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    3 years ago

    tesla trying to jump larger and larger sharks but investors keep throwing bags of money at it instead

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Isn't capitalism fun, most efficient system in da world baby :capitalist-laugh:

  • bockwad [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    It’s not real; this is never going to exist as a product from Tesla. I guarantee it.

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      It's just some fucking guy in a skin tight suit I don't understand what is GOING ON RIGHT NOW. How is this like a thing hhahaha and then the guy has to tell him when to stop?? He was just going to keep going till they yanked them off the stage

        • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          Legit can seeing some dweeb walking around the streets asking random people if they'd be willing to dance for their event for like $50

        • determinism2 [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I could see someone doing that Boston Dynamics kick-shove stability test to end the "demo".

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    [embezzles money budgeted for event performers]

    "hey Jill... you were at the last company party, who in the office is a good dancer?"

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Is this someone from the production line that they are forcing to dance? Couldn't they hire a professional dancer or something?

    • pepe_silvia96 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I think it's supposed to be ironic. like it's supposed to be funny because it's so lame.

      which is kind of perfect for Musk's annoying fan base.

  • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    He is doing the most possible to create an excuse for blackface and I almost respect the bit

  • redthebaron [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    gonna love to see when these robots start bursting in flames for no reason in the middle of some factory full of very flammable stuff