No judgement here but I prefer crunchy

  • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I like the kind where the oil separates and you have to spend 20 agonizing minutes stirring it in and you're so hungry and you cry

    • MaxOS [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I recently got a tub of tahini and it's exactly the same experience.

    • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      It hurts my hand so fucking bad to do that, and yet it's completely worth it and I will never buy non-natural peanut butter again. Fuck that sugary garbage.

      If there was some kind of unitasker tool specifically for painless mixing of natural peanut butter, I would probably pay like $30 for it without a second thought.

      Edit: apparently people use paint mixer drill attachments for this and I'm definitely buying one now. Bourgeoisie decadence.

      • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I was raised an Adams man and I'll die an Adams man, probably while stirring

    • Jeff_Benzos [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Put it in the fridge after stirring it. Prevents the oil from separating

      • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        "remove all the oil from your peanut butter to make a dry inedible unspreadable mass of shit that shreds any bread it comes in contact with"

        no, sir, FUCK YOU