No judgement here but I prefer crunchy
I like the kind where the oil separates and you have to spend 20 agonizing minutes stirring it in and you're so hungry and you cry
I was raised an Adams man and I'll die an Adams man, probably while stirring
It hurts my hand so fucking bad to do that, and yet it's completely worth it and I will never buy non-natural peanut butter again. Fuck that sugary garbage.
If there was some kind of unitasker tool specifically for painless mixing of natural peanut butter, I would probably pay like $30 for it without a second thought.
Edit: apparently people use paint mixer drill attachments for this and I'm definitely buying one now. Bourgeoisie decadence.
Put it in the fridge after stirring it. Prevents the oil from separating
"remove all the oil from your peanut butter to make a dry inedible unspreadable mass of shit that shreds any bread it comes in contact with"
no, sir, FUCK YOU
Crunchy gang 😎
No judgment to those who prefer creamy
but that's disgusting and actually is the 12th type of liberalismI worked as a lab tech in a PB production facility for 3 years. AMA (copying this from a comment I made long ago on this site.)
I’ll start with some fun facts:
First off Crunchy is best. IDC your argument is invalid. The finer crunchy is supreme. Big crunchy is second. Smooth is sad textureless garbage. Only to be eaten when there is not other option.
If the “natural peanut butter contains anything other than peanuts, salt, and sugar, it’s not natural. Most “Natural No Stir” are like this. They use Palm oil as a stabilizer to keep the peanut oil from separating. You know how Palm oil is produced? They pay poor, impoverished people from 3rd world countries to clear-cut palm forests with no ability to properly replant the trees. They then grind these trees into pulp and basically"squeeze” out the liquids then separate the oil. It’s then modified to actually be the stabilizer so it’s not even in its natural state. The literal CEO of skippy came out and said most natural PB is a sham. Also peanut butter with palm oil tastes gross imo. First time I had it it gave me the shits fuck you JIF natural.
A large number of PB off brands with generic names like “simply good” and "pure goodness" or whatever combination of two positive adjectives they use, are almost all the same or very similar formulas. The company I worked for was designed in a way that allowed them to change formulas on the fly and make just about any kind of PB they needed. They supplied most off brands out there including Meijer, Kroger, and Great Value. I will say, as much I hate to admit it, of all the off brands Great Value is the best. They have their own dedicated formula just like the name brands and it actually tastes good. Meijer and kroger taste like shit because they use a bland formula that uses more stabilizer.
What keeps the oil from separating is the stabilizer. Imagine how gelatin powder make jello. In a way that’s how the stabilizer works. When it’s added at high temps it liquifys and mixes in with the oil and ground peanuts and holds everything in place. Then upon cooling it “sets.” One test we actually do is test the set of the PB and we have machines that tell us just how hard the set is. There are no natural stabilizers, see my palm oil rant above. If you want a truly natural PB it’s going to have ground peanuts, peanut oil, salt, and a little sugar. It will separate. I actually prefer it like this as I take a bag of mixed nuts, crush them up real good, and mix them with the natural PB to make a super crunch mixed nuts butter and it’s amazing. Since so much extra solid matter has been added it actually helps prevent further separation.
You can tell, between to different PB formulas, which has more stabilizer by looking at it and tasting it. More stabilizer causes a waxy/plasticy look to the top of the PB when it sets. If one has a glossier/wet shine it it and the other a kind of shinny, waxy, look then the glossier one more than likely used less stabilizer. When you go to scoop it out if is rather solid and there’s no sag in the butter, that’s a good amount of stabilizer. If you eat them and one causes you to feel more stickiness in your mouth than the other than that one has less stabilizer. Peanut butter without stabilizer will stick to your mouth a lot more than stabilized butter.
Stabilizer will make the PB more bland. Feel like testing this? Get Meijer PB. It has a fuck load of stabilizer in it. It’s super hard, super waxy looking and bland as fuck. It’s almost not even peanut colored.
There are two main peanuts used in the industry. There’s actually many kinds but two most common. “Jumbo runners” and “#1 runners.” Jumbo’s are your top tier nuts, they are big and flavorful. We had to sample the peanuts and taste test them. We were supposed to get a single cup and roast them and then taste them. When we did this with jimbo’s we’d do several cups and snack on them all day. They are delicious. Our company made a lot of skippy as their plants couldn’t manufacture it all and it was easier to contract it out to us. Skippy uses exclusively jumbos and pre tests and approved of shipments for us. We still do our own in house but it’s not necessary. Then there’s the #1s. These are little nuts that don’t pack as much natural flavor like the big bois. Because of this they are roasted to higher temps to bring out and add flavor. Look at the color of skippy butter vs great value butter. GV is super dark butter why? Because it uses almost exclusively #1s. Bit it still actually tastes good why? Because they roast the shit out of this nuts and that dark roasting add a bunch of flavors they don’t get as much in the jumbos.
There’s probably more I could go on about but I’ve been tapping away at my phone long enough.
Just wanna say, I'm glad you're still at it teaching people about this stuff. I actually learned quite a lot from your post 7 months back when I (incorrectly) declared I was done with the natural stuff because of the oil separation. Also thst tip to add more nuts to stop it from separating is brilliant
🥜 :picard-pointing: If I am only able to vomit my knowledge into but one other brain, then I have been victorious.
Also I will, with absolutely zero humility, take absolute pride in my genius of making the super mixed nut butter. It is glorious and all must know of it's absolute deliciousness. Thank you for acknowledging it and further inflating my ego.
I usually eat it too quickly for separation to continue to be a problem after the initial mix, but you could always just put it in the fridge and that will completely stop the separation.
Peanut butter is one of my favorite foods, so one big serious :rat-salute: to you comrade.
I eat a crunchy peanut butter that literally just has "Peanuts, less than 1% of salt" as the ingredients. The oil separates, but I just pour off some of the excess and I don't mind if it ends up a little too dry toward the end as a result.
Took me almost a year to be able to eat PB again after I left that shit job lol. And regular PB just doesn't do it for me anymore. I gotta make that super mixed nut PB.
This is fascinating AF thanks for sharing. Really makes me want to just go roast some peanuts..
Another fun fact. Once I left that shit job it took me almost a year before I could even think about eating PB again. As in just imagining eating it made me ill. I worked in the "lab" doing extremely rudimentary tests on the PB as it was made. So I sat there for 12 hours a day running "tests" on PB. The amount of waste from the lab was sad. Testing the " headspace" you shove a tiny needle through the seal and a machine reads oxygen concentration. PB jars are nitrogen flushed so low oxygen means they have been flushed and sealed properly. You do an entire case every time you run it. Usually once every hour or 30min depending on product specs. You then throw out the perfectly good PB jars because of a small pin prick hole. Can't be reworked or resealed or anything. I have seen pallets full of 5lb PB jars go into the dumpster from just one shift. It hurt to watch.
My peanut butter separates. It has no added sugar. It is also creamy because I like the versatility.
Used to really prefer creamy as a kid but now crunchy is where things are at
Yes, I too was a Creamy Boy :brace-cowboy: but now I have ascended, am a Crunchy Man :ypg-brace:
Use the oil to make a peanut based dish or sauce. It will be extra peanutty
I don't care if it's creamy or crunchy as long as the only ingredient is peanuts, and maybe a touch of salt. None of this nonsense with soybean oil and icing sugar and xanthan gum or whatever else.
lately it's that gooey, oily natural stuff that's more like a sauce then peanut butter and somewhere in between crunchy and smooth
I get a bunch of that natural shit. No palm oil stabilizers or any of that bullshit (seriously fuck palm oil). You have to mix it up once you get it cause it's all separated. Just pure peanuts oil and some salt. Microwave a couple jars and pour it I to a big bowl. Then take a bag of mixed nuts. The good shit with no peanuts. Crunch them up real good. Stir them into the hot peanut butter. Makes a super thick mixed nut butter. So fucking good.
smooth, like it's peanut butter, not peanut chonky curds
just buy some roasted peanuts and put those in your sandwich you freaks
I like crunchy but it gets used up so much faster, so i usually go with creamy
