my guy literally killing people :reddit-logo:

  • kristina [she/her]
    hexagon
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    3 years ago

    as well all know, spez is a very strong man and a charismatic personality. totally capable of making sure his bodyguards dont shoot him in the head and loot his corpse

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      There's two possibilities:

      1. He hates the hateful discussions on Reddit but is too afraid of his own userbase to do anything about it.

      2. He loves the hateful discussions, but is such a coward he immediately folds whenever they get media attention.

      Either way, he's a huge coward, one of the least ruthless CEOs on Earth, and he expects to be a warlord?

    • Circra [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Nah, they'd break his legs and keep him chained up as a living blood bank/organ farm.

        • Circra [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Nerd or not a pair of kidneys and half a liver will get you quite a lot of radiation sickness medicine from the community of scientists holed up in the bunker