• DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    So many dipshit small business owners saw this slogan on Facebook and it was literally the cleverest thing they have been able to comprehend, so this has been rewritten like 10,000 times at this point.

  • 420clownpeen [they/them,any]
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    3 years ago

    Wonder how many more cents an hour their employees could've gotten with the money they blew on that banner

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      how 'bout a big oleeeeeee medium mushroom and banana pepper pizza to split between shifts?

  • NotAnOp [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    This is the type of owner that shuts down without notice after making you close the night before, leaves town, and skips the last check. They're the real "takers" in society.

  • TheFuckYouOnAbout [hy/hym]
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    3 years ago

    What is it with small business owners that makes them so ghoulish is it just because they are so mask off and fucking stupid that they are not able to enter the true bourgeoisie or is it something else

    • LoudMuffin [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      They're generally anxious and paranoid people because they know they're never far from becoming like the people they look down on

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    A local overpriced generic cafe whined on their signboard and facebook page about nobody wanting to work anymore. They said they have open positions and no applicants. I checked the listings and there was no mention of pay.

    I'll never spend a dollar in that business again. In situations like two of my exes wanting to go there because we're next to it, I'll propose any other coffee house within walking distance and make sure to loudly shit talk the owner. When more posts pop up about it in my local subreddit, I'll be in each new one remarking how insufferable the owner must be if they refuse to list a wage and can't attract or keep workers. If my turn comes, that's a small business kulak I'll remember by name for their exceptional lack of compassion in such trying times for workers.

    • fuckwit [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      you imagine how shitty the coffee must be at a place owned by a cost-cutting, blood sucking leach? No thanks.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Wholly forgettable and on par with Starbucks. One of the best roasters I've ever been to is like a five minute walk away so if anything it's a gain to the community if that place has less competition.

        edit: And their baked goods are competing with the co-op grocer down the road.

    • Three_Magpies [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Business owners whining “Nobody wants to work for me!” has the same energy as incels whining “nobody wants to date me!”

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    gosh I sure hope this establishment doesn't have any vents or drains that could be sealed by expanding spray foam