might as well get some use from this throwaway.

  • duderium [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    How many Ohioans know that "ohio" is how you say good morning in Japanese? How does it feel to live in Goodmorning? Are the mornings there good?

    • the_ohio_expert [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      it's not a topic that comes up in conversation often, so i couldn't give an exact figure. it doesn't feel great to live in goodmorning because it is ohio. the mornings are variable and sometimes quite pleasant until you realize you're in ohio.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      In one of the Haudenosaunee dialects it means something along the lines of "reflects the sun". So there's that.

    • the_ohio_expert [any]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      very few. we get bombarded with propaganda the hardest (other than florida) during presidential elections and it has to cause at least some brainrot.

    • the_ohio_expert [any]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      not overly hot as to be intolerable, but just hot enough to cause a mild sense of unease.

  • Woly [any]
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    3 years ago

    I was going to ask you about a nice bakery that I found while driving through there once, but then I realized that was Iowa not Ohio lol

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    What do you do if you're stuck in Ohio and your only option for escape is Indiana

    • the_ohio_expert [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      a classic lose-lose. philosophers have debated this scenario for centuries and they will continue for centuries more.

      • crime [she/her, any]
        ·
        3 years ago

        :inshallah-script: there will be neither Ohio nor Indiana, nor any memory of either place, in the centuries to come

    • VHS [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      ohio at least has three actual cities, while indiana has one (1).

      • crime [she/her, any]
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        3 years ago

        is indianapolis a city? I thought it was just a series of highways with a couple of buildings next to them

        • VHS [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          well yeah, but it's the closest thing indiana has got

      • the_ohio_expert [any]
        hexagon
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        i struggle to refer to columbus as an "actual city". it's like if you asked a focus group that had only read the dictionary definition of "city" questions about how to construct a new one and then followed their answers to the letter.

    • the_ohio_expert [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      if phoenix is an affront to god, then god had to create an affront to humanity. we have decided to call it "ohio".

    • the_ohio_expert [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      many have pondered this question from the very beginning. it feels like everyone has their own answers. my guess is that it was one of the first "frontiers" of the fledgling united states (aka it was one of the first territories where the federal government gave support to take the land from indigenous populations), the state is descended from the sickos that wanted to be settlers, but were too lazy to uproot themselves and move further west. after a couple hundred years, it turned into the hell we know it as.

  • Wertheimer [any]
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    3 years ago

    Is it true that if America were a person, and it sat down, Columbus, Ohio would instantly be plunged into darkness?

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    3 years ago

    Any communes, urban radical scenes, punk scenes, or permaculture projects worth knowing about?

    • the_ohio_expert [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      none that i'm aware of that are at a scale to be super notable. i'm somewhat optimistic towards part of the radical scene in my locale for biased reasons, but if my state necessitated a throwaway, i'm sure as hell not naming the city i live in or the orgs i'm involved with lol.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      I'm nowhere nearby but Cleveland has been known to have a good punk scene for just about ever

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Have you been to the serpent mounds and if so how dope is it on a scale of pretty dope to extremely dope?

    • the_ohio_expert [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      it's an evolution of a greek meat sauce that was called chili for some reason. it's primarily a vehicle to shovel carbs and cheese down your gullet. in defense of the chili itself, the spice blend is one of the core components of the whole shebang and is lowkey fucking heavenly.

          • the_ohio_expert [any]
            hexagon
            ·
            3 years ago

            in addition to what's already been said, most grocery stores carry "cincinnati chili" seasoning packets and it's easy to make a batch with beans instead of beef.

            • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              I like to make it out of lentils, when they're right on the verge of overcooked the texture comes out similar to restaurant beef chilis

            • thisismyrealname [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              i believe gold star (the shittier version of skyline for non-ohioans) has beans in their vegetarian chili

              • the_ohio_expert [any]
                hexagon
                ·
                3 years ago

                i have seen gold stars in ohio but i have no idea how they compete against skyline lol.

        • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          The popular style is called a 5-Way: spaghetti topped with chili, kidney beans, chopped onions, and shredded cheddar

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    If you ever saw my chud ohioan cousin, would you slap him for me?

  • deadtoddler420 [any]
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    3 years ago

    Columbus was cool but Cleveland is probably the worst city I've been to