wasn't going to post but then Ice-T came on the screen with the anarchist A tattooed between his eyebrows ahahahaha

  • emizeko [they/them]
    hexagon
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    I mean... it's not wasting my time so far but it's a little cheese and I wouldn't pay for it

    cannot take Ice-T seriously and it's hilarious when he says outdated sci-fi dialogue

    • blly509 [he/him,any]
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      3 years ago

      I was watching the RLM guys discussing Hackers (1995) and they were talking about how adorable it was watching 90s era sci-fi movies try to explain the internet and imagine what it would become. I haven't watch Jonny Mnemonic in years but I imagine it fits very nicely into that.

      • emizeko [they/them]
        hexagon
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        3 years ago

        it has a dolphin that was trained to "sample software from enemy subs... right through the hull!"

        • blly509 [he/him,any]
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          3 years ago

          Oh my god the magic and intrigue that the internet held back then will never, ever be matched. I was gonna say someone should make a movie about it, but I guess the Matrix has that covered.

          • YouKnowIt [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            Feels like that's not really the right vibe, if they could do a good Shadowrun movie though...

            • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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              3 years ago

              They better go with 2050s tech, i want phone booth style cyberterminals, cellphones that weigh 2kg and hacking that's just a dungeon crawl where all hardware components are seperate rooms.

        • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          enemy subs

          :bottom-speak: What did i ever do to that dolphin? Have i not been posadist enough?

        • nohaybanda [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          That sounds like a reasonably plausible side channel attack, honestly.