• polinoas235 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    whoever had "horse cum white genocide" on your bingo card come on down and don't touch anything

  • mr_world [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    eating literally any food other than red meat - soy that will turn you into a woman

    high dosages of a medication that reduces sperm count - the last savior of western men's precious bodily fluids

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Remember when they tried to make drinking milk a white supremacist thing?

      You know, the stuff with actual mammal estrogens in it?

      • PlantsRstillCool [des/pair]
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        3 years ago

        That was the funniest thing about the soy feminization thing. Plant estrogen is really scary but literally consuming absurd amounts of mammalian estrogen filled dairy products makes you a man

    • CrimsonSage [any]
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      3 years ago

      Unfortunately the soy thing doesn't work, yams though those give you big tits.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Aren't these the same people who were claiming that sperm from unvaccinated people was going to be more valuable than gold?

    You ain't even getting pyrite prices on your thin drippings

    • wifom [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      It's funny how literally every right wing talking point eventually boils down to pure projection

      • deadbergeron [he/him,they/them]
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        3 years ago

        I think they thought the vaccine damages your fertility. And yeah, a lot of wishful thinking probably went into it

  • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    This took the forms of two heads, double tails, white (albino) sperms and extraordinarily large heads.

    it makes your sperm whiter AND gives them bigger brains

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    It literally poisons your organs at high doages or when used as a chronic medication. 90% of ivermectin users that showed up to a hospital in South Africa with Covid had liver damage as well. 90%.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Watch yourself there Hexcitizen :volcel-judge: mentions of class 3 fetishes like enemas are only allowed in medical discourse. I'm giving you a warning this time, but the next violation will result in a 4 week stint in the iso-cubes

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          :volcel-judge: Hexcitizen, you are in violation of VOLCEL LAW section 3, clause 38, you have been sentenced to never cum again

          anti-cum shot :stalin-gun-1:

  • Teekeeus [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Thankfully mayos have no other sperm count or infertility problems

    None at all

  • Sushi_Desires
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    3 years ago

    That is, if you can even cum at all after sloughing off your intestinal lining for the third time in two days