This may have flown under the radar a bit, but is quite the tweet

  • cresspacito [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    love that one, it's so mental it's just great - especially since they're admitting to dating this extremely weird person while apparently not noticing any red flags long enough to let this happen at least once

    • probabilityzero [he/him,comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      That's the best part! It's implicit in all these posts that are like "men are so gross, my ex never showered and ate food off the floor all the time, I dated him for 3 years"

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      especially since they’re admitting to dating this extremely weird person while apparently not noticing any red flags

      that's the funniest part lol

      The weird part is that she's whiter than a blank page. I guess some mayos really actually do get a sexual response from saying the n word, regardless of who it's directed at

    • HarryLime [any]
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      3 years ago

      She says he "used to do it" like it happened multiple times too.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        Never said they actually had sex. She just said they were "in bed". So I have to assume they were in a purely platonic relationship and he was whispering it to her from the twin bed on the other side of the room once the lights were out.