https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1738352591136829923
Kirby WISHES he could jam as much in there as Ronald
Is....is homie making all his campaign stops....restaurants?
Cause that'd be top tier campaigning.
His whole campaign is actually just a ploy to get free meals in Delis around the country.
Following in the footsteps of Hobo King John Kasich
i know that awkward small-talk during a meal. he's literally me.
"pastrami eh? so, like, uh..." chews wad "you do this with cows or what?" slurps drink "Is this sprite? Great. You gotta good batch. And the ice? Crushed instead of cubed? Gotta love that. So does that come from a machine or what?"
Normal politicians would just take a small bite, compliment the food, then do their pitch after swallowing said bite. This man is eating like he hasn't had food in days.
They probably keep him in a cage and only feed him on mondays. No wonder he is hungry.
How does he do that, just manifest by his very presence a layer of oily frost over the vibe of any get-together, no matter the size? It seems effortless.
he needs to wear a cowboy hat more often. thatll help some i reckon.
Someone missed an opportunity to tell him about a meatball sandwich.
I encourage conservatives to stuff their arteries full of cured meats
But on a real note, as a fellow life-long "girthy boy" (and not the good kind of girth) Ron just lived out one of my internal recurring nightmare thoughts about how I probably look at like parties or some place you might be standing and snacking like he is. Something something "it's
sugarsodium man!"everyone looks like this while eating at parties, which is why I don't eat at parties
You can massively improve it by not taking a huge bite IMMEDIATLY before you're about to ask a question, requiring you to open your mouth and talk.
🎶 Sugarman, where you gonna run to 🎶
🎶 Sugarman, where you gonna run to 🎶
🎶 Sugarman, where you gonna run to 🎶
🎶 All on that day 🎶
