congressbaseballfan [she/her] to askchapo • edit-23 years agoWhat the fuck.. is this real? I am having a moral panic about thisimagemessage-square215 fedilinkarrow-up1179file-text
arrow-up1179imageWhat the fuck.. is this real? I am having a moral panic about thiscongressbaseballfan [she/her] to askchapo • edit-23 years agomessage-square215 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehahafuck [they/them]hexbear59·3 years agoNgl this is pretty fucking hot its making me a little horny to think about this mormon shit rn tbph link
minus-squaretim [he/him,they/them]hexbear38·3 years agoWe’re allowed to be horny because it’s also not technically against volcel police rules link
minus-squarefuckwit [none/use name]hexbear46·3 years agouh this is clear admission of guilt you’re fucked lmao. sic em @VolcelPolice, link
minus-squareLeninsRage [he/him]hexbear22·3 years agoWhen you get "booked" by the Volcel Police you get your cock slapped between two books I've yet to think of a suitable book-related "punishment" for any other gender because om misogynist link
minus-squarefuckwit [none/use name]hexbear16·3 years ago When you get “booked” by the Volcel Police you get your cock slapped between two books Volcel were supposed to bring balance tp the boner, not bonify it even further. link
minus-squareQuipeConTe [she/her,he/him]hexbear15·3 years agoThey give you a strap if you don't have a dick link
minus-squaretim [he/him,they/them]hexbear10·3 years agoDo you get to keep it? Unrelated question: how much is bail? link
minus-squareVolcelPolice [any]hexbear8·3 years agoOur research division is making constant advances in the field of anti-horny technologies :volcel-judge: link
minus-squareVolcelPolice [any]hexbear12·3 years agoExcellent snitching, we'll deal with this pervert :volcel-judge: link
minus-squareVolcelPolice [any]hexbear10·3 years agoTo be horny is to be human. However, we believe you have been demonstrating excessive horniness, and so you've been sentenced to the VolCells, untjl you can demonstrate less horny behaviour. :volcel-judge: link
minus-squarewtypstanaccount04 [he/him]hexbear16·3 years agohave i got some news for you https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_pornography link
Ngl this is pretty fucking hot its making me a little horny to think about this mormon shit rn tbph
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We’re allowed to be horny because it’s also not technically against volcel police rules
uh this is clear admission of guilt you’re fucked lmao. sic em @VolcelPolice,
Oh shit oh fuck
When you get "booked" by the Volcel Police you get your cock slapped between two books
I've yet to think of a suitable book-related "punishment" for any other gender because om misogynist
CBT = Cock and Book Torture
Volcel were supposed to bring balance tp the boner, not bonify it even further.
They give you a strap if you don't have a dick
Do you get to keep it? Unrelated question: how much is bail?
A box of bagel bites
Our research division is making constant advances in the field of anti-horny technologies :volcel-judge:
Excellent snitching, we'll deal with this pervert :volcel-judge:
To be horny is to be human. However, we believe you have been demonstrating excessive horniness, and so you've been sentenced to the VolCells, untjl you can demonstrate less horny behaviour. :volcel-judge:
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have i got some news for you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_pornography
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