im the skyr dude, catch me with the thickest of yogurts this yule season
European wholesome folklore be like: “You better be good or else Svöglyskzllagœr will kidnap you and boil you alive, skin you, then turn you into a tree ornament.”
This is Meat-Hook. He's got my back.
I would avoid getting your meat hooked by his meat hook. It traps the meats of those hooked.
FYI that letter is ð. Makes a "th" sound as in bathe or
I'm Kertasnikir, sometimes people have candles that're scented with, like, limonene and stuff and I know I shouldn't eat them but that doesn't stop me wondering what they taste like.
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:sicko-grýla:
I'm just an ordinary Icelander who will use my askur as a piss bowl at night to piss off the Bowl-Licker.
I don't like harassing sheep, but I do have stiff peg-legs. Deep in my heart though I'm Leppalúõi.
Gully milk lad. Not because I like milk so much as I like gullies
