pros: ash and misty finally do it
con: you're now in jail for creating child pornographyI have been asked before why i want to be the one who does the jumping. Just look at that pic. Nobody there has nearly as much fun as our friend Pikachu. No weird "finally, i can cum without being charged by the volcel police" hornyness like ash, no "i never thought this would actually work" energy like Misty, just the pure, wholesome joy you get from doing good deeds for your friends.
:bottom-speak: The only thing i wanna control are the means of production.
I ran it by :volcel-police: , they said soaking isn't sex so this post isn't horny.
Liar! Cease your misinformation! We have strict guidelines on what counts as horny behaviour! :volcel-judge:
This is defamation! We have made no such claims regarding 'soaking'! Any expulsion of fluids is prohibited under volcel law, and is a clear attempt at breaking the pledge! :volcel-judge:
But the person jumping isn't expelling any fluids, so are they good? Is that the volcel way to participate in a threesome?
The person jumping is celibate, and we believe they are by choice. They are free to go :volcel-judge:
This emoji clearly expresses support for "soaking". We've been outsmarted.
Upbears are actually underneath, :reddit-logo: brain detected. :xi-gun: