https://twitter.com/TheDCSentinel/status/1447320625119383557

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    "I would rather die than attempt to learn another language"

    "I would rather die than eat a meal without something deep-fried"

    "I would rather die than wash my clothes with cold water"

    Same basic energy

    • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      China got us beat on frying stuff. The chuds will coem aroudn when we can have new and improved chicken nuggets that are simply just fired tofu, peanut oil, and msg. Just skipping the little bit of chicken we put in them anyway. They save a bit of cash for a winter holiday season nd never look back.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        My partner's mom freaked out when I did a load of laundry with tap cold water

        Said I wasn't getting the clothes clean

        Boomers are a fuck

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          Now that everything is polyester, heat fucks up everything

          Accidentally melted a blanket I got a couple years ago because I accidently put it on medium heat to dry instead of low